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This list was submitted by oregontrail on Friday, December 31st, 2010 at 7:01 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Osama bin Laden May 2nd, 201154
9Harry Morgan December 7th, 201196
8Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
7Kim Jong-il December 18th, 201170
6Margaret ThatcherApril 8th, 201387
5Peter Falk June 23rd, 201183
4Anne Francis January 2nd, 201180
3Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
2Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
1Joe Jackson (Michaels Dad)June 27th, 201889
35 points 5 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021