This list was submitted by oregontrail on Friday, December 31st, 2010 at 7:01 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Osama bin Laden | May 2nd, 2011 | 54 |
9 | Harry Morgan | December 7th, 2011 | 96 |
8 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
7 | Kim Jong-il | December 18th, 2011 | 70 |
6 | Margaret Thatcher | April 8th, 2013 | 87 |
5 | Peter Falk | June 23rd, 2011 | 83 |
4 | Anne Francis | January 2nd, 2011 | 80 |
3 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
2 | Aretha Franklin | August 16th, 2018 | 76 |
1 | Joe Jackson (Michaels Dad) | June 27th, 2018 | 89 |
35 points | 5 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021