MATTOID - Tutti Fruity, Die Soon, Please

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This list was submitted by The Mattoid on Friday, December 31st, 2010 at 6:20 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
9Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
8Pope Benedict XVIDecember 31st, 202295
7Dick Van DykeAlive99
6Little Jimmy DickensJanuary 2nd, 201594
5Dick Van PattenJune 23rd, 201586
4Arlen SpecterOctober 14th, 201282
3Larry StorchJuly 8th, 202299
2Little RichardMay 9th, 202087
1John GlennDecember 8th, 201695
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Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013