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This list was submitted by wsprotte on Friday, December 31st, 2010 at 5:59 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
9 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
8Mickey RooneyApril 6th, 201493
7Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
6Michael DouglasAlive80
5Betty Ford July 8th, 201193
4Harry Morgan December 7th, 201196
3Ernest BorgnineJuly 8th, 201295
2Dick ClarkApril 18th, 201282
1Stan MusialJanuary 19th, 201392
9 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002