Dells Dead Cats — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by wsprotte on Friday, December 31st, 2010 at 5:59 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Aretha Franklin	August 16th, 2018	76
9	Zsa Zsa Gabor	December 18th, 2016	99
8	Mickey Rooney	April 6th, 2014	93
7	Kirk Douglas	February 5th, 2020	103
6	Michael Douglas	Alive	80
5	Betty Ford	July 8th, 2011	93
4	Harry Morgan	December 7th, 2011	96
3	Ernest Borgnine	July 8th, 2012	95
2	Dick Clark	April 18th, 2012	82
1	Stan Musial	January 19th, 2013	92
9 points		2 hits

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After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002