The Good Die Young..These People Must Be Evil

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This list was submitted by cerista on Friday, December 31st, 2010 at 4:38 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Dolores Hope September 19th, 2011102
9Michael DouglasAlive81
8Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
7Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
6Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
5Run Run ShawJanuary 6th, 2014106
4 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
3Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
2Hugh HefnerSeptember 27th, 201791
1Harry Morgan December 7th, 201196
11 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002