This list was submitted by McMurdoMan on Friday, December 31st, 2010 at 2:21 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Art Modell | September 6th, 2012 | 87 |
9 | Jack Klugman | December 24th, 2012 | 90 |
8 | Ruth Bader Ginsburg | September 18th, 2020 | 87 |
7 | Arlen Specter | October 14th, 2012 | 82 |
6 | Helmut Schmidt | November 10th, 2015 | 96 |
5 | Jim Otto | Alive | ? |
4 | Dear Abby | January 16th, 2013 | 94 |
3 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
2 | Phyllis Diller | August 20th, 2012 | 95 |
1 | Sid Caesar | February 12th, 2014 | 91 |
0 points | 0 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003