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This list was submitted by Barker J. Wagtail on Friday, December 31st, 2010 at 2:16 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Penny MarshallDecember 18th, 201875
9Michael DouglasAlive80
8Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
7Run Run ShawJanuary 6th, 2014106
6Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
5Harmon Killebrew May 17th, 201174
4Luise RainerDecember 30th, 2014104
3Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
2 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
1Dolores Hope September 19th, 2011102
6 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Though his Klink was more bumbling than mean,
and Herr Klemperer stole every scene,
like the Nazi he played,
Werner toiled underpaid,
the top sucker at Stalag 13.

(d) December 6th, 2000