Time To Die In 2011

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This list was submitted by Larry4444 on Friday, December 31st, 2010 at 12:52 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
9Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
8Pope Benedict XVIDecember 31st, 202295
7Andy Rooney November 5th, 201192
6Lindsay LohanAlive38
5Paris HiltonAlive44
4Mahmoud AhmadinejadAlive?
3Hamid KarzaiAlive?
2Hosni MubarakFebruary 25th, 202091
1Jim NaborsNovember 30th, 201787
7 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002