Dwyer's Zombie Patrol

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This list was submitted by Jim on Friday, December 31st, 2010 at 12:16 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Michael DouglasAlive81
9Abdelbaset Al MegrahiMay 20th, 201260
8Penny MarshallDecember 18th, 201875
7Dolores Hope September 19th, 2011102
6Run Run ShawJanuary 6th, 2014106
5Luise RainerDecember 30th, 2014104
4 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
3Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
2Harry Morgan December 7th, 201196
1Eleanor Mondale September 17th, 201151
10 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998