That Was An Accident, But No One Was Hurt

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This list was submitted by Frankie Pentangeli on Friday, December 31st, 2010 at 7:55 AM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
9Harmon Killebrew May 17th, 201174
8 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
7Run Run ShawJanuary 6th, 2014106
6Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
5Luise RainerDecember 30th, 2014104
4Dolores Hope September 19th, 2011102
3Dear AbbyJanuary 16th, 201394
2Charles DurningDecember 24th, 201289
1Bryant GumbelAlive76
13 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003