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This list was submitted by USER00114 on Monday, October 5th, 1998 at 12:05 PM PDT for The October '98 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
9Sarah KnaussDecember 30th, 1999119
8Roddy McDowall October 3rd, 199870
7Anne LindberghFebruary 7th, 200194
6Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
5Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
4Madame Chiang Kai-ShekOctober 23rd, 2003106
3Joe DiMaggio March 8th, 199984
2Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
1Coretta KingJanuary 30th, 200678
11 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999