This list was submitted by USER00114 on Monday, October 5th, 1998 at 12:05 PM PDT for The October '98 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
9 | Sarah Knauss | December 30th, 1999 | 119 |
8 | Roddy McDowall | October 3rd, 1998 | 70 |
7 | Anne Lindbergh | February 7th, 2001 | 94 |
6 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
5 | Annette Funicello | April 8th, 2013 | 70 |
4 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
3 | Joe DiMaggio | March 8th, 1999 | 84 |
2 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
1 | Coretta King | January 30th, 2006 | 78 |
11 points | 2 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999