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This list was submitted by SAW THE LIGHT on Wednesday, December 29th, 2010 at 3:18 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Sargent Shriver January 18th, 201195
9Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
8Margaret ThatcherApril 8th, 201387
7John Paul StevensJuly 16th, 201999
6Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
5Joseph WapnerFebruary 26th, 201797
4Joan FontaineDecember 15th, 201396
3Ara ParseghianAugust 2nd, 201794
2Gore VidalJuly 31st, 201286
1Little Jimmy DickensJanuary 2nd, 201594
10 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999