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This list was submitted by USER00059 on Saturday, October 3rd, 1998 at 7:33 PM PDT for The October '98 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Dusty Springfield March 2nd, 199959
9Evel KnievelNovember 30th, 200769
8Not Famous 
7Maurice RichardMay 27th, 200078
6Roddy McDowall October 3rd, 199870
5Red Holzman November 13th, 199878
4Judith ExnerSeptember 24th, 199965
3Robert WaldenAlive?
2Mr. TAlive72
1Richard PryorDecember 10th, 200565
21 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999