Drop Dead Please

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This list was submitted by zombie lover on Monday, September 27th, 2010 at 7:51 PM PDT for The Alexandre Dumas Memorial Three-Bagger.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
9Michael J. FoxAlive65
8Barbara WaltersDecember 30th, 202293
7Keith RichardsAlive82
6Ernest BorgnineJuly 8th, 201295
5Barbara Billingsley October 16th, 201094
4Frank CadyJune 10th, 201296
3Russell JohnsonJanuary 16th, 201489
2Linda LavinAlive?
1Pope Benedict XVIDecember 31st, 202295
5 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002