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This list was submitted by Dollyrus on Monday, May 24th, 2010 at 11:15 AM PDT for The Ted Dekker Memorial Three-Bagger.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Peter TorkFebruary 21st, 201977
9Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
8Dennis HopperMay 29th, 201074
7Penny MarshallDecember 18th, 201875
6Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
5Betty FordJuly 8th, 201193
4Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
3Neil SimonAugust 26th, 201891
2Dino de LaurentiisNovember 11th, 201091
1Kim Jong-ilDecember 18th, 201170
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Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999