This list was submitted by alohabeerguy on Wednesday, March 24th, 2010 at 4:32 PM PDT for The May 2010 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Tony Orlando | Alive | 82 |
| 9 | Doc Severinsen | Alive | ? |
| 8 | Tom Cruise | Alive | 64 |
| 7 | Tony Curtis | September 29th, 2010 | 85 |
| 6 | Jimmy Swaggart | Alive | 91 |
| 5 | Dick Van Patten | June 23rd, 2015 | 86 |
| 4 | Dan Rostenkowski | August 11th, 2010 | 82 |
| 3 | Bob Eubanks | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Al Unser, Sr. | December 9th, 2021 | 82 |
| 1 | Fred Durst | Alive | ? |
| 11 points | 2 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021