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This list was submitted by Ghost of Stiffs Past on Sunday, February 28th, 2010 at 11:46 AM PST for The Aleksander Petrovic Memorial Three-Bagger.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Daryl Gates April 16th, 201083
9Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
8Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
7Abdelbaset Al MegrahiMay 20th, 201260
6Ernie Harwell May 4th, 201092
5Anne FrancisJanuary 2nd, 201180
4Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
3 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
2Merlin Olsen March 11th, 201069
1Ronnie James Dio May 16th, 201067
18 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999