This list was submitted by Deathbitch Unbridled on Sunday, February 14th, 2010 at 7:43 PM PST for The Aleksander Petrovic Memorial Three-Bagger.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Jeff Conaway | May 27th, 2011 | 60 |
| 9 | John Wooden | June 4th, 2010 | 99 |
| 8 | Not Famous | ||
| 7 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 6 | Jack Klugman | December 24th, 2012 | 90 |
| 5 | Not Famous | ||
| 4 | Mickey Rooney | April 6th, 2014 | 93 |
| 3 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
| 2 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 1 | John Mahoney | February 5th, 2018 | 77 |
| 0 points | 0 hits | ||
Time relentlessly changes all, including our heroes and the way we perceive them, and so, perhaps it's no surprise that these days, you almost never hear fans chant the familiar, sing-song cry "There's no penis hotter than ol' Enos Slaughter."
(d) August 12th, 2002