This list was submitted by Lisa Marie on Thursday, February 11th, 2010 at 11:08 AM PST for The Aleksander Petrovic Memorial Three-Bagger.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | George Clinton | Alive | ? |
9 | Sly Stone | Alive | 82 |
8 | Mickey Rooney | April 6th, 2014 | 93 |
7 | Ed Asner | August 29th, 2021 | 91 |
6 | Charlotte Rae | August 5th, 2018 | 92 |
5 | Jane Russell | February 28th, 2011 | 89 |
4 | Little Richard | May 9th, 2020 | 87 |
3 | Keith Richards | Alive | 81 |
2 | Don Rickles | April 6th, 2017 | 90 |
1 | Bill Cosby | Alive | 87 |
0 points | 0 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998