This list was submitted by EMFCoffin on Saturday, January 23rd, 2010 at 5:34 AM PST for The February 2010 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Dennis Hopper | May 29th, 2010 | 74 |
| 9 | Merlin Olsen | March 11th, 2010 | 69 |
| 8 | Ernie Harwell | May 4th, 2010 | 92 |
| 7 | Barbara Billingsley | October 16th, 2010 | 94 |
| 6 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 5 | Robert Byrd | June 28th, 2010 | 92 |
| 4 | Chemical Ali | January 25th, 2010 | 68 |
| 3 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 2 | John Wooden | June 4th, 2010 | 99 |
| 1 | Jeff Conaway | May 27th, 2011 | 60 |
| 34 points | 5 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999