This list was submitted by The Mattoid on Thursday, December 31st, 2009 at 6:29 PM PST for The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Efrem Zimbalist | May 2nd, 2014 | 95 |
9 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
8 | Jerry Van Dyke | January 5th, 2018 | 86 |
7 | Jerry Lee Lewis | October 28th, 2022 | 87 |
6 | Jerry Stiller | May 11th, 2020 | 92 |
5 | Doris Day | May 13th, 2019 | 97 |
4 | Sun Myoung Moon | September 2nd, 2012 | 92 |
3 | Patrick Leahy | Alive | ? |
2 | Ben Vereen | Alive | ? |
1 | Marion Ross | Alive | ? |
0 points | 0 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003