The Winning List

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This list was submitted by 10/10 in 2021 on Thursday, December 31st, 2009 at 10:53 AM PST for The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Andy GriffithJuly 3rd, 201286
9Elizabeth Edwards December 7th, 201061
8Dick ClarkApril 18th, 201282
7Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
6Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
5Elton JohnAlive77
4Liz TaylorMarch 23rd, 201179
3Kim Jong-ilDecember 18th, 201170
2George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
1Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
9 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003