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This list was submitted by jminrod on Thursday, December 31st, 2009 at 7:28 AM PST for The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Robert Byrd June 28th, 201092
9Sherwood SchwartzJuly 12th, 201194
8Dick ClarkApril 18th, 201282
7Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
6Willie MaysJune 18th, 202493
5Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
4Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
3George Blanda September 27th, 201083
2Roger EbertApril 4th, 201370
1Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
13 points 2 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998