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This list was submitted by Meo on Thursday, December 31st, 2009 at 6:52 AM PST for The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Googie WithersJuly 16th, 201194
9Agathe Von Trapp December 28th, 201097
8Vera LynnAlive101
7Beverly ClearyAlive102
6Lena Horne May 9th, 201092
5David RockefellerMarch 20th, 2017101
4Sherwood SchwartzJuly 12th, 201194
3C. Everett KoopFebruary 25th, 201396
2Jack LaLanneJanuary 23rd, 201196
1Joan FontaineDecember 15th, 201396
15 points 2 hits 


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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998