This list was submitted by Meo on Thursday, December 31st, 2009 at 6:52 AM PST for The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Googie Withers||July 16th, 2011||94|
|9||Agathe Von Trapp||December 28th, 2010||97|
|6||Lena Horne||May 9th, 2010||92|
|5||David Rockefeller||March 20th, 2017||101|
|4||Sherwood Schwartz||July 12th, 2011||94|
|3||C. Everett Koop||February 25th, 2013||96|
|2||Jack LaLanne||January 23rd, 2011||96|
|1||Joan Fontaine||December 15th, 2013||96|
|15 points||2 hits|
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998