Bones of Contention 03 — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by Bones of Contention 1 on Wednesday, December 30th, 2009 at 2:58 PM PST for The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Osama bin Laden	May 2nd, 2011	54
9	Richard Simmons	July 13th, 2024	76
8	Bill O'Reilly	Alive	?
7	Rush Limbaugh	February 17th, 2021	70
6	Dick Cheney	Alive	84
5	George W. Bush	Alive	?
4	Jon Gosselin	Alive	48
3	Bill Clinton	Alive	?
2	Sarah Palin	Alive	?
1	Oprah Winfrey	Alive	71
0 points		0 hits

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After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002