This list was submitted by USER00237 on Wednesday, August 26th, 1998 at 11:38 AM PDT for The September '98 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Yogi Berra | September 22nd, 2015 | 90 |
9 | Boris Yeltsin | April 23rd, 2007 | 76 |
8 | Phyllis Diller | August 20th, 2012 | 95 |
7 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
6 | Jesse Helms | July 4th, 2008 | 86 |
5 | Garrison Keillor | Alive | ? |
4 | Not Famous | ||
3 | Jane Fonda | Alive | 87 |
2 | Walter Cronkite | July 17th, 2009 | 92 |
1 | Shirley Temple | February 10th, 2014 | 85 |
0 points | 0 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998