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This list was submitted by USER00237 on Wednesday, August 26th, 1998 at 11:38 AM PDT for The September '98 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Yogi BerraSeptember 22nd, 201590
9Boris YeltsinApril 23rd, 200776
8Phyllis DillerAugust 20th, 201295
7Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
6Jesse HelmsJuly 4th, 200886
5Garrison KeillorAlive?
4Not Famous 
3Jane FondaAlive87
2Walter CronkiteJuly 17th, 200992
1Shirley TempleFebruary 10th, 201485
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998