This list was submitted by peter north on Tuesday, December 15th, 2009 at 6:10 PM PST for The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Phyllis Diller | August 20th, 2012 | 95 |
| 9 | Peter Falk | June 23rd, 2011 | 83 |
| 8 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 7 | Steven Adler | Alive | 61 |
| 6 | Art Linkletter | May 26th, 2010 | 97 |
| 5 | Peter O'Toole | December 14th, 2013 | 81 |
| 4 | Osama bin Laden | May 2nd, 2011 | 54 |
| 3 | Andy Rooney | November 5th, 2011 | 92 |
| 2 | Gary Glitter | Alive | ? |
| 1 | John Wooden | June 4th, 2010 | 99 |
| 7 points | 2 hits |
Time relentlessly changes all, including our heroes and the way we perceive them, and so, perhaps it's no surprise that these days, you almost never hear fans chant the familiar, sing-song cry "There's no penis hotter than ol' Enos Slaughter."
(d) August 12th, 2002