This list was submitted by USER03352 on Thursday, August 13th, 1998 at 2:09 PM PDT for The September '98 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Gary Burghoff | Alive | ? |
| 9 | Senor Wences | April 20th, 1999 | 103 |
| 8 | Hildegarde Sell | July 29th, 2005 | 99 |
| 7 | Not Famous | ||
| 6 | Antonio Fargas | Alive | ? |
| 5 | Studs Terkel | October 31st, 2008 | 96 |
| 4 | Garrison Keillor | Alive | ? |
| 3 | Byron Nelson | September 26th, 2006 | 94 |
| 2 | Gene Sarazen | May 13th, 1999 | 97 |
| 1 | Elia Kazan | September 28th, 2003 | 94 |
| 0 points | 0 hits | ||
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021