This list was submitted by BornToRestEm on Friday, January 2nd, 2009 at 10:56 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
9 | Eunice Shriver | August 11th, 2009 | 88 |
8 | Ariel Sharon | January 11th, 2014 | 85 |
7 | Osama bin Laden | May 2nd, 2011 | 54 |
6 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
5 | Rose Marie | December 28th, 2017 | 94 |
4 | Abe Vigoda | January 26th, 2016 | 94 |
3 | Annette Funicello | April 8th, 2013 | 70 |
2 | Phyllis Diller | August 20th, 2012 | 95 |
1 | Fats Domino | October 24th, 2017 | 89 |
9 points | 1 hit |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021