Dirty Rotting Scoundrels — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by Starwanderer on Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 at 11:59 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Gloria Stuart	September 26th, 2010	100
9	Eli Wallach	June 24th, 2014	98
8	Eunice Shriver	August 11th, 2009	88
7	Joan Fontaine	December 15th, 2013	96
6	Kirk Douglas	February 5th, 2020	103
5	King Sihanouk	October 14th, 2012	89
4	Run Run Shaw	January 6th, 2014	106
3	Fidel Castro	November 25th, 2016	90
2	Mickey Rooney	April 6th, 2014	93
1	Osama bin Laden	May 2nd, 2011	54
8 points		1 hit

Guess the Stiff!

I tell you, Barn, it's gonna be good to see ol' Brownie and Kleiner and Foster again - hey, do me a favor, wouldja? Tell Wojo and Fish and the rest of the boys back at the ol' One-Two that a certain Inspector Franklin D. Luger'll be puttin' in a good word for 'em with the big guy upstairs . . . y'know, just in case. Ten-Four, Barn. Over and out.

(d) September 16th, 2002