Doc & DJ--Dick Cwawk's Wockin' Dead Pwoow Wisht — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by Doc & DJ on Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 at 10:10 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Griffin Bell	January 5th, 2009	90
9	Chemical Ali	January 25th, 2010	68
8	Yitzhak Shamir	June 30th, 2012	96
7	Le Duc Anh	April 22nd, 2019	98
6	Dom DeLuise	May 5th, 2009	75
5	Run Run Shaw	January 6th, 2014	106
4	Louis Farrakhan	Alive	91
3	Osama bin Laden	May 2nd, 2011	54
2	Peter Falk	June 23rd, 2011	83
1	Kim Jong-il	December 18th, 2011	70
16 points		2 hits

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Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003