This list was submitted by MJ and Friends on Tuesday, December 30th, 2008 at 4:37 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Bob Novak | August 18th, 2009 | 78 |
| 9 | Seve Ballesteros | May 7th, 2011 | 54 |
| 8 | Captain Beefheart | December 17th, 2010 | 69 |
| 7 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
| 6 | Claude Levi-Strauss | November 1st, 2009 | 100 |
| 5 | Kim Jong-il | December 18th, 2011 | 70 |
| 4 | Patrick Swayze | September 14th, 2009 | 57 |
| 3 | Eunice Shriver | August 11th, 2009 | 88 |
| 2 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
| 1 | Miep Gies | January 11th, 2010 | 100 |
| 23 points | 4 hits |
After more than 20 years of loudly calling for all the sober, uptight, boring assholes in the world to fuck off and die, he fucked off and died.
(d) October 2nd, 1999