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This list was submitted by humanmeal on Friday, January 11th, 2008 at 2:21 AM PST for The 2008 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Not Famous 
9Irwin CoreyFebruary 6th, 2017102
8Carl ReinerJune 29th, 202098
7Jerry Van DykeJanuary 5th, 201886
6Rose MarieDecember 28th, 201794
5Dick Van DykeAlive99
4Mary Tyler MooreJanuary 25th, 201780
3Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
2Jerry Lee LewisOctober 28th, 202287
1George Carlin June 22nd, 200871
1 point 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999