This list was submitted by humanmeal on Friday, January 11th, 2008 at 2:21 AM PST for The 2008 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Not Famous | ||
9 | Irwin Corey | February 6th, 2017 | 102 |
8 | Carl Reiner | June 29th, 2020 | 98 |
7 | Jerry Van Dyke | January 5th, 2018 | 86 |
6 | Rose Marie | December 28th, 2017 | 94 |
5 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 99 |
4 | Mary Tyler Moore | January 25th, 2017 | 80 |
3 | Jerry Lewis | August 20th, 2017 | 91 |
2 | Jerry Lee Lewis | October 28th, 2022 | 87 |
1 | George Carlin | June 22nd, 2008 | 71 |
1 point | 1 hit |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999