This list was submitted by USER02837 on Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008 at 6:55 PM PST for The 2008 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Georgia Frontiere | January 18th, 2008 | 80 |
9 | Ariel Sharon | January 11th, 2014 | 85 |
8 | King Sihanouk | October 14th, 2012 | 89 |
7 | Art Linkletter | May 26th, 2010 | 97 |
6 | Suzanne Pleshette | January 19th, 2008 | 70 |
5 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
4 | Claude Levi-Strauss | November 1st, 2009 | 100 |
3 | Harry Morgan | December 7th, 2011 | 96 |
2 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
1 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
16 points | 2 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999