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This list was submitted by USER02837 on Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008 at 6:55 PM PST for The 2008 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Georgia Frontiere January 18th, 200880
9Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
8King SihanoukOctober 14th, 201289
7Art LinkletterMay 26th, 201097
6Suzanne Pleshette January 19th, 200870
5Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
4Claude Levi-StraussNovember 1st, 2009100
3Harry MorganDecember 7th, 201196
2Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
1 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
16 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999