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This list was submitted by RJ Thurmont on Monday, December 31st, 2007 at 7:57 PM PST for The 2008 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Sammy Baugh December 17th, 200894
9John WoodenJune 4th, 201099
8Jim OttoMay 19th, 202486
7Preacher Roe November 9th, 200892
6Lou HensonJuly 25th, 202088
5Johnny PeskyAugust 13th, 201292
4Bob FellerDecember 15th, 201092
3Monte IrvinJanuary 11th, 201696
2Muhammad AliJune 3rd, 201674
1Red SchoendienstJune 6th, 201895
17 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999