This list was submitted by USER02501 on Monday, December 31st, 2007 at 2:19 PM PST for The 2008 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 9 | Michael DeBakey | July 11th, 2008 | 99 |
| 8 | Suzanne Pleshette | January 19th, 2008 | 70 |
| 7 | Claude Levi-Strauss | November 1st, 2009 | 100 |
| 6 | Harry Morgan | December 7th, 2011 | 96 |
| 5 | Albert Hofmann | April 29th, 2008 | 102 |
| 4 | Sargent Shriver | January 18th, 2011 | 95 |
| 3 | Harold Pinter | December 24th, 2008 | 78 |
| 2 | Amy Winehouse | July 23rd, 2011 | 27 |
| 1 | Mickey Rooney | April 6th, 2014 | 93 |
| 25 points | 4 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998