This list was submitted by PIANOGIRL on Sunday, December 30th, 2007 at 9:49 PM PST for The 2008 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Suzanne Pleshette | January 19th, 2008 | 70 |
9 | Betty Ford | July 8th, 2011 | 93 |
8 | Abe Vigoda | January 26th, 2016 | 94 |
7 | James Garner | July 19th, 2014 | 86 |
6 | Dolores Hope | September 19th, 2011 | 102 |
5 | Harry Morgan | December 7th, 2011 | 96 |
4 | Art Linkletter | May 26th, 2010 | 97 |
3 | Rose Marie | December 28th, 2017 | 94 |
2 | Karl Malden | July 1st, 2009 | 97 |
1 | John Forsythe | April 1st, 2010 | 92 |
10 points | 1 hit |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999