This list was submitted by laptoplg on Sunday, December 30th, 2007 at 6:09 PM PST for The 2008 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Charlton Heston | April 5th, 2008 | 84 |
9 | Abe Vigoda | January 26th, 2016 | 94 |
8 | Carol Channing | January 15th, 2019 | 97 |
7 | Jerry Lee Lewis | October 28th, 2022 | 87 |
6 | Jean Stapleton | May 31st, 2013 | 90 |
5 | Efrem Zimbalist | May 2nd, 2014 | 95 |
4 | Jerry Lewis | August 20th, 2017 | 91 |
3 | June Lockhart | Alive | ? |
2 | Charlie Watts | August 24th, 2021 | 80 |
1 | Betty Ford | July 8th, 2011 | 93 |
10 points | 1 hit |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999