PB: Same as 2007

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This list was submitted by pbear on Sunday, December 30th, 2007 at 4:23 PM PST for The 2008 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Margaret ThatcherApril 8th, 201387
8Mitch MillerJuly 31st, 201099
7Art LinkletterMay 26th, 201097
6Karl MaldenJuly 1st, 200997
5Liz TaylorMarch 23rd, 201179
4Michael DeBakey July 11th, 200899
3Deanna DurbinApril 28th, 201391
2Jack KevorkianJune 3rd, 201183
1Jane WithersAugust 7th, 202195
4 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003