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This list was submitted by USER00187 on Monday, July 13th, 1998 at 9:44 AM PDT for The August '98 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Coretta KingJanuary 30th, 200678
9Douglas FairbanksMay 7th, 200090
8Luise RainerDecember 30th, 2014104
7J.D. SalingerJanuary 27th, 201091
6Strom ThurmondJune 26th, 2003100
5Barbara CartlandMay 21st, 200098
4Ted WilliamsJuly 5th, 2002?
3Rosa ParksOctober 24th, 200592
2Mel TormeJune 5th, 1999?
1Sun Myoung MoonSeptember 2nd, 201292
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Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999