This list was submitted by USER00187 on Monday, July 13th, 1998 at 9:44 AM PDT for The August '98 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Coretta King | January 30th, 2006 | 78 |
9 | Douglas Fairbanks | May 7th, 2000 | 90 |
8 | Luise Rainer | December 30th, 2014 | 104 |
7 | J.D. Salinger | January 27th, 2010 | 91 |
6 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
5 | Barbara Cartland | May 21st, 2000 | 98 |
4 | Ted Williams | July 5th, 2002 | ? |
3 | Rosa Parks | October 24th, 2005 | 92 |
2 | Mel Torme | June 5th, 1999 | ? |
1 | Sun Myoung Moon | September 2nd, 2012 | 92 |
0 points | 0 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999