This list was submitted by USER01842 on Sunday, December 31st, 2006 at 9:20 PM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Brooke Astor | August 13th, 2007 | 105 |
9 | Michael DeBakey | July 11th, 2008 | 99 |
8 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
7 | Abe Vigoda | January 26th, 2016 | 94 |
6 | Claude Levi-Strauss | November 1st, 2009 | 100 |
5 | W. Mark Felt | December 18th, 2008 | 95 |
4 | Karl Malden | July 1st, 2009 | 97 |
3 | Eddie Robinson | April 3rd, 2007 | 88 |
2 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
1 | Tammy Messner | July 20th, 2007 | 65 |
14 points | 3 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999