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This list was submitted by USER01842 on Sunday, December 31st, 2006 at 9:20 PM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Brooke Astor August 13th, 2007105
9Michael DeBakeyJuly 11th, 200899
8Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
7Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
6Claude Levi-StraussNovember 1st, 2009100
5W. Mark FeltDecember 18th, 200895
4Karl MaldenJuly 1st, 200997
3Eddie Robinson April 3rd, 200788
2Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
1Tammy Messner July 20th, 200765
14 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999