This list was submitted by TermiNeyTor on Sunday, December 31st, 2006 at 8:03 PM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Barzan Hassan al-Tikriti | January 15th, 2007 | 55 |
9 | Tammy Messner | July 20th, 2007 | 65 |
8 | John Forsythe | April 1st, 2010 | 92 |
7 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
6 | Jack Kevorkian | June 3rd, 2011 | 83 |
5 | Ivan Demyanyuk | March 17th, 2012 | 91 |
4 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
3 | Don Ho | April 14th, 2007 | 76 |
2 | Charlton Heston | April 5th, 2008 | 84 |
1 | Ariel Sharon | January 11th, 2014 | 85 |
22 points | 3 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998