This list was submitted by BibsPal on Sunday, December 31st, 2006 at 6:39 PM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
| 9 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
| 8 | Miep Gies | January 11th, 2010 | 100 |
| 7 | Brooke Astor | August 13th, 2007 | 105 |
| 6 | Claude Levi-Strauss | November 1st, 2009 | 100 |
| 5 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 4 | Edmund Hillary | January 11th, 2008 | 88 |
| 3 | Joe Eszterhas | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Not Famous | ||
| 1 | Margaret Thatcher | April 8th, 2013 | 87 |
| 17 points | 2 hits | ||
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998