This list was submitted by Larry on Sunday, December 31st, 2006 at 1:16 PM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Brooke Astor||August 13th, 2007||105|
|9||Claude Levi-Strauss||November 1st, 2009||100|
|8||Tammy Messner||July 20th, 2007||65|
|7||Dolores Hope||September 19th, 2011||102|
|6||Ronnie Biggs||December 18th, 2013||84|
|5||Farrah Fawcett||June 25th, 2009||62|
|4||Lady Bird Johnson||July 11th, 2007||94|
|3||Larry Hagman||November 23rd, 2012||81|
|2||Billy Graham||February 21st, 2018||99|
|1||Annette Funicello||April 8th, 2013||70|
|22 points||3 hits|
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999