This list was submitted by Doozy on Sunday, December 31st, 2006 at 11:06 AM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
9 | Brooke Astor | August 13th, 2007 | 105 |
8 | Claude Levi-Strauss | November 1st, 2009 | 100 |
7 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
6 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
5 | W. Mark Felt | December 18th, 2008 | 95 |
4 | Phyllis Diller | August 20th, 2012 | 95 |
3 | Paul Harvey | February 28th, 2009 | 90 |
2 | Olivia de Havilland | July 26th, 2020 | 104 |
1 | Mike Wallace | April 7th, 2012 | 93 |
9 points | 1 hit |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998