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This list was submitted by Doozy on Sunday, December 31st, 2006 at 11:06 AM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
9Brooke Astor August 13th, 2007105
8Claude Levi-StraussNovember 1st, 2009100
7 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
6Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
5W. Mark FeltDecember 18th, 200895
4Phyllis DillerAugust 20th, 201295
3Paul HarveyFebruary 28th, 200990
2Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
1Mike WallaceApril 7th, 201293
9 points 1 hit 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

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