This list was submitted by USER01375 on Sunday, December 31st, 2006 at 8:37 AM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Barzan Hassan al-Tikriti | January 15th, 2007 | 55 |
| 9 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
| 8 | Tammy Messner | July 20th, 2007 | 65 |
| 7 | Not Famous | ||
| 6 | Dear Abby | January 16th, 2013 | 94 |
| 5 | Charles Walgreen | February 10th, 2007 | 100 |
| 4 | . Suharto | January 27th, 2008 | 86 |
| 3 | Luciano Pavarotti | September 6th, 2007 | 71 |
| 2 | Sammy Baugh | December 17th, 2008 | 94 |
| 1 | Gloria Stuart | September 26th, 2010 | 100 |
| 26 points | 4 hits | ||
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998