This list was submitted by robbo on Sunday, December 31st, 2006 at 8:18 AM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
| 9 | Art Buchwald | January 17th, 2007 | 81 |
| 8 | Ariel Sharon | January 11th, 2014 | 85 |
| 7 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 6 | Brooke Astor | August 13th, 2007 | 105 |
| 5 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
| 4 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 3 | Harold Pinter | December 24th, 2008 | 78 |
| 2 | Tab Hunter | July 8th, 2018 | 86 |
| 1 | Boris Yeltsin | April 23rd, 2007 | 76 |
| 21 points | 4 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998