Doc & DJ--Numbers Game

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This list was submitted by Doc & DJ on Saturday, December 30th, 2006 at 9:41 PM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Brooke Astor August 13th, 2007105
9Lady Bird Johnson July 11th, 200794
8Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
7Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
6Claude Levi-StraussNovember 1st, 2009100
5Tammy Messner July 20th, 200765
4Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
3Harold PinterDecember 24th, 200878
2Estelle GettyJuly 22nd, 200884
1Kitty Carlisle April 17th, 200796
25 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003