This list was submitted by USER01830 on Saturday, December 30th, 2006 at 3:24 AM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
| 9 | Jesse Helms | July 4th, 2008 | 86 |
| 8 | Le Duc Anh | April 22nd, 2019 | 98 |
| 7 | Mitch Miller | July 31st, 2010 | 99 |
| 6 | King Sihanouk | October 14th, 2012 | 89 |
| 5 | Jim Otto | May 19th, 2024 | 86 |
| 4 | Ron Santo | December 3rd, 2010 | 70 |
| 3 | Joey Bishop | October 17th, 2007 | 89 |
| 2 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 1 | W. Mark Felt | December 18th, 2008 | 95 |
| 3 points | 1 hit |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998