This list was submitted by Byzantium on Friday, December 29th, 2006 at 9:56 PM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Ike Turner | December 12th, 2007 | 76 |
| 9 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 8 | Ariel Sharon | January 11th, 2014 | 85 |
| 7 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
| 6 | Sharon Stone | Alive | 67 |
| 5 | John Travolta | Alive | 71 |
| 4 | Bill O'Reilly | Alive | ? |
| 3 | 50 Cent | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Julie Andrews | Alive | ? |
| 1 | Daryl Hannah | Alive | ? |
| 10 points | 1 hit |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021