This list was submitted by USER02397 on Friday, December 29th, 2006 at 5:02 PM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Hubert Green | June 19th, 2018 | 71 |
9 | Art Buchwald | January 17th, 2007 | 81 |
8 | Charlton Heston | April 5th, 2008 | 84 |
7 | F. Lee Bailey | June 3rd, 2021 | 87 |
6 | Tammy Messner | July 20th, 2007 | 65 |
5 | James Whitmore | February 6th, 2009 | 87 |
4 | Walter Cronkite | July 17th, 2009 | 92 |
3 | Louis Farrakhan | Alive | 91 |
2 | Larry Storch | July 8th, 2022 | 99 |
1 | Dick Cavett | Alive | 88 |
15 points | 2 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998